HOHOHO !
Please make sure that you are matured enough to see the content below ,ty.
Heard a joke from my tuition-mate , Shi Jie , This is how it goes . Not really accurate but it should be like this.
There were 3 brothers who were very very very very poor , then one this particular day , they decide to get a jar of water for themselves but they were way too poor .
They looked up in their neighbour which is a old woman , she say that she will agree if only one of them go to bed with her .
So the 3 brother went back to their home and discussed about who should be the one to go to bed with this old woman .The youngest say , "Why should I be going? I'm the youngest , you two should be the one going ." Then the 2nd one say , "Why should it be me than? The eldest should go instead ." So the eldest decided to go instead .
Then that night , the eldest among the brothers went knocking the old woman's door , she opened and the elder brother went into a room with the old woman. As the old woman say that he could begin , the elder brother didn't realy want to do it , seeing that there was a bowl of corn , he took one and push it in the old woman's () , after awhile he threw the corn outside out the window as there will be no use of it anymore .
After awhile , the old woman requested for one more time , so like just now , the elder brother took the corn from the bowl again and push it in & out of the woman's ()
The old woman was of cos satisfied with the elder brother , and gave him a jar of water the other day . When he reached home , the two brothers told him this : " Who cares about the jar of water? We had two salty corn just yesterday . " LOL
Yeah , hoped that this dirty joke will cheer you up and make your day or even improve your mood . =) |
